A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters.
The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, “Mummy, how did I get my name?”
“Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that’s why we named you Rose.”
The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question.
“Well darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that’s why we named you Lily.”
The third girl asks “HHGHGNGHGHNG?!?!?! DDDNBHGHBHNGHHH!!!”
“Shhh, quiet now, Cinderblock.”
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