Legendary Size: Mr. Rutledge’s Final Surprise!

Old Mr. Rutledge died peacefully in his sleep and was taken to the morgue.

While fixing him up for the funeral, the mortician naturally got a look at the old dead man naked.

He was so awestruck at the size of Rutledge’s penis that he called his assistant in.

“Wow, good on you, Mr. Rutledge! That thing’s gotta be the size of a baseball bat!” the assistant commented.

Later that night, the mortician commented to his wife, “I worked on the body of an old man today. I swear what he was packing was the size of a baseball bat!”

His wife’s eyes widened and she said, “Mr. Rutledge died?”