Pirates, Prison, and a Booty Call!

In 2010, a group of pirates buried their treasure and, earlier this year, tried to recover it. They tried everything—bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar—but they couldn’t find their treasure.

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One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.

“Captain, we should break R. Kelly out of prison.”

The captain said, “This is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard, but go ahead. Why?”

“Captain, if anybody can find 15-year-old booty, it’s this guy!”

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Posted: March 16, 2026 (5 months ago)
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