High-Stakes Humor: Plane Drop Laughs!

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Trump and Elon Musk are on a plane.

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Trump says to Elon Musk, “I could drop $1 to the ground, and it would make one person happy—tremendous happiness, happiest ever!”

Elon replies, “I could drop 100 one-dollar bills to the ground and make 100 people happy!”

The pilot walks out of the cockpit and says, “I could drop this plane to the ground and make 8.2 billion people happy!”

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Posted: March 24, 2026 (3 months ago)
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