The Joke He Didn’t Tell

A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar.

He feels his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink.

After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, want to hear a blonde joke?”

The bar goes completely silent.

Then, in a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things.

First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.”

She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?”

The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head.

“Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”