Humans Eat More Bananas Than Monkeys

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I told my daughter, “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”

She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered.

“It’s true!” I said.

“When was the last time you ate a monkey?!”

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Posted: March 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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