Disabled Porn

A guy takes his wife and two small kids on a driving vacation, and checks into a cheap motel. He asks the clerk, “For the sake of our kids’ TV viewing, can we have the porn disabled?”

The clerk responds, “Who the hell would make their kids watch disabled porn, you sick bastard?”

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Posted: April 17, 2026 (4 months ago)
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