Moo Goo Gai Pan

While lying in bed, the chef of the Chinese restaurant nudged his wife, saying, “I wouldn’t mind a little 69 right now.”

His wife, who works as a server, turned her back, saying, “If you think I’m gonna get out of bed at this time of night to make you moo goo gai pan, you’re crazy.”

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They’re mean

What makes the average person so offensive?
They’re mean.

Posted: April 19, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: food, marriage
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