Got a Dog Named Chunks

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A guy comes into work one morning and tells his buddy, “Boy, I feel like shit today.”

Buddy says, “What’s wrong?”

Guy says, “Got drunk last night, went home and blew chunks.”

Buddy says, “Nothing wrong with that.”

Guy says, “Yes there is… Got a dog named Chunks.”

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Posted: April 20, 2026 (2 months ago)
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