15. Waiting Really, Really Long to Exhale
Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
Unleash Chaos14. Prescription: Impossible
13. Being Robert Downey, Jr.
12. Cheech and Chong’s “Saving Private Ryan”
11. Bridget Jones’s Darvocet
10. Good Pill Hunting
9. Schindler’s Spliff
8. Look Who’s Toking
7. A Reefer Runs Through It
6. From Busta to Nelly
5. The Road to El Doritos
4. Peyote Ugly
3. Finding Primo
2. Bender Like Belushi
1. Tootski
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Copyright 2003 by Chris White
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