He’s at Home with the Kids

A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman, “Do you know what your asshole does when you’re having an orgasm?”

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“Sure,” she said. “He’s at home, taking care of the kids.”

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I asked the waitress, “Which came first: the chicken salad or the egg salad?”

I asked the waitress, “Which came first: the chicken salad or the egg salad?” At which point she gave me a look suggesting, either way, it will be served with a side order of her saliva.

Posted: April 21, 2026 (5 months ago)
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