Gay Hide and Seek Goes Hilariously Wrong

Two gay guys are in their apartment. The first guy says, “Let’s play hide and go seek. If you find me, I’ll blow you.”

The second guys says, “What if I can’t find you?”

And the first guy says, “I’ll be behind the piano.”

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It Hurts When They Boil Their Nipples

Why don’t blondes like to breastfeed their children?

Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: relationships, sex
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