My wife emailed me the pictures from our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Topic: relationships
Relationship jokes, dating disasters, marriage chaos, red flags, and emotionally questionable laughs for people who have loved, lost, and texted anyway.
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A Kitchen Table
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen
table when we heard the front door open
She said “it’s my husband!.. Quick, try the
backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you
don’t get offers like that every day. -
Cheating Once a Month
If you cheat on ya girl once a month
that’s only 12/365 days…You still 97%
faithful. That’s an A+ -
A Guy Who Uses Toys During Sex
HER: I LIKE A GUY WHO
USES TOYS DURING SEX
ME: *SHOOTS NURF GUN AT
HER BUTTHOLE DURING SEX*
HER: -
When You Finally Get a Girlfriend
WHEN YOU FINALLY
GET A GIRLFRIEND,
BUT YOU FORGOT THAT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO
BLOW HER UP.
