A young lady goes to her professor and says “Sir, I know I’m failing this course, but I really need to pass it, and I’m prepared to do anything to see that I do!”
The professor says, “So, would you-”
“Yes!”
“-be prepared to-”
“YES!!”
“…study?”
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