The Top 16 Penis Dishes (R-rated version)
16. Weenieschnitzel
15. Ding-Dongs
14. Buffalo Wangs
13. Chicken Marphallus
12. Shish-ka-bobbitt
11. Mansmeat Pie
10. Wangers and Mash
9. Standing Ribbed Roast (for her pleasure)
8. Beef Swellington
7. Rocky Mountain Sausage
6. Beans ‘n’ Frank’s Frank
5. Veal Scallopeepee
4. Host-less Twinkie
3. Spotted Dick (a vas diferens from the traditional British version)
2. Rootie Tootie Fresh-Cut Woody
1. Tool House Cookies
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