The Third Old Lady Couldnt Reach

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench.

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All of a sudden a strange man in a trench-coat walks in front of them and blatantly flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady also had a stroke.

But the third old lady couldn’t reach.

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There I was, naked, trembling with anticipation, hoping she would finally say the words

There I was, naked, trembling with anticipation, hoping she would finally say the words I’ve waited a lifetime to hear. Unfortunately, “Step away from the vehicle with your hands up!” wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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