The Third Old Lady Couldnt Reach

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench.

All of a sudden a strange man in a trench-coat walks in front of them and blatantly flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady also had a stroke.

But the third old lady couldn’t reach.

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As the F-14 screamed through the desert air, the pilot eyed the rising launcher ramps and wondered yet again if the missile sites were a genuine threat or merely happy to see him.

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (3 months ago)
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