The Only Way I Can See the Numbers

When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does.”

“It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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If It Gets Any Worse I’ll Have to Let Her In

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the window.

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: bathroom humor, health, marriage
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