Bet Your Ass Its Not Cheerios

There are two little brothers, one is seven and the other is four. The seven year old convinces the four year old that they are old enough to swear now. He tells the four year old, “When we go downstairs, I will say, ‘Hell’ and you say ‘ass’.”

The four year old agrees. When they get downstairs, the mother asks the seven year old, “What do you want for breakfast?”

Seven year old, “Oh, hell, I’ll just have some Cheerios.”

Well, mother slaps the crap out of him and sends him to his room.

Then, she turns to the four year old — “What do you want for breakfast?”

The four year old is wide-eyed and says, “I’m not sure, but you can bet your ass it’s not going to be Cheerios!”