Childrens Books That Were Banned Last Year

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Children’s Books That Were Banned Last Year

Dad’s New Wife Timothy
Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games
Maybe Dick
The Boy Who Ate Spinach…And Lived To Tell About It
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
Safe Sex And The Zip-Lock bag
Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets
Egghead – And Other Things Mrs. Dumpty Gave Humpty
The Complete Set Of “Mother Got Goosed” Nursery Rhymes
Those Great Childhood Fragrances…Apple Pie, Cotton Candy And Bicycle Seats

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Posted: April 30, 2026 (2 months ago)
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