Thats a Hard One

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Three nuns die and all go to Heaven. They are waiting at the pearly gates when St. Peter appears.

“I will ask each of you one question,” he says. “You must answer correctly the first time, and you will be granted access to Heaven.”

Of course, they are all nervous, but the first nun steps up.

“Who was the first man created?” St. Peter asks.

“Easy, that was Adam,” the nun replies gleefully.

The gates open, music starts playing, and in she goes.

“Next,” says St. Peter, turning to the second nun, “who was the first woman created?”

“Eve, of course!” she replies.

The gates open, music starts playing, and she enters.

St. Peter then looks at the third nun and asks, “And what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?”

The third nun looks puzzled, but she’s determined to get into Heaven. She thinks and thinks, then finally mutters under her breath, “Boy… that’s a hard one.”

And the gates open, the music starts playing, and she walks into Heaven.

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Posted: May 1, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: religion, sexual innuendo
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