Whatd You Do With the Boat

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience changed every week, so he repeated the same tricks.

The only problem was the captain’s parrot, who saw every show and figured out the secrets.

In the middle of performances, the parrot would shout: “Look, it’s not the same hat!” “He’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”

The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything about the captain’s bird.

One day the ship sank. The magician ended up on a piece of wood in the ocean… with the parrot right beside him.

They stared at each other in silence for days. Finally, the parrot said, “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the boat?”