The Most Important Punctuation Mark

A teacher asked, “What’s the most important punctuation mark?”

A little boy replied, “The period.”

Teacher: “Can you tell me why?”

The little boy: “I’m not sure, but when my sister missed hers, my mom fainted, my dad got super mad, and the boy a few houses down left town and never came back.”

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Did you know that the string section of an orchestra is the most dangerous?

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Posted: May 6, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: childhood, family humor, pregnancy
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