Little Johnny and the Mortgage

Little Johnny wanted a $200 bike, but his dad shut him down fast:

“Son, we have an $80,000 mortgage and I just got fired. No bike. Period.”

Two days later, Johnny is at the front door with a suitcase, looking like he’s moving to Mexico.

His dad asks, “Where the heck are you going?”

Johnny looks him dead in the eye and says:

“Look, I walked past your bedroom this morning. I heard you tell Mom you were ‘pulling out,’ and Mom said she was ‘coming too.’ Well, I’m not an idiot! I’m leaving now because I’ll be damned if I’m the only one left here to pay off that $80,000 mortgage!”

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Posted: May 15, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: family humor, infidelity, money
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