At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer. “But I don’t know how to pray,” he replied.
“Just pray for your family members, friends, neighbors, the poor, etc.” “Okay,” stuttered the boy.
“Dear Lord, Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again.
Forgive our neighbor’s son who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s iPhone…
And provide shelter for the homeless men who visit Mom’s room when Daddy is at work. Amen.”
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