An elderly Floridian calls 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains the situation to the dispatcher:
“They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!”
“Stay calm,” says the dispatcher. “An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in:
“Disregard. She got in the back seat by mistake.”
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