Suffering From Complete Sexual Exhaustion

A smart-assed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, “Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”

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Girls say they want a funny guy, but leave off “who’s not fat”

Girls say they want a funny guy, but leave off “who’s not fat” — like I say I want a nice girl but leave off “who’s hot, rich and into butt stuff.”

Posted: May 18, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: classroom humor, education, sex
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