Chess With the Cat

I was visiting the house of a distant cousin when I saw that he was playing chess with his cat…

I said that it had to be the most intelligent cat ever.

My cousin replied, “Absolutely not! She has lost all her matches!”

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My master’s in Reverse Psychology

You guys really shouldn’t make a big deal out of me just because I got my master’s in Reverse Psychology.

Posted: May 18, 2026 (4 months ago)
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