Chess With the Cat

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I was visiting the house of a distant cousin when I saw that he was playing chess with his cat…

I said that it had to be the most intelligent cat ever.

My cousin replied, “Absolutely not! She has lost all her matches!”

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (1 month ago)
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