The Toothbrush in the Toilet

My 4-year-old grandson came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment… then ran to my bathroom and came back with my toothbrush.

He held it up with a charming little smile and said, “We better throw this one out too… ’cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.”

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Today I bought two bananas, an apple, and a pack of cigarettes. The cashier looked at me and said, “You must be single, huh?” And I’m like, “How do you know that?”

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Posted: May 26, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: bathroom humor, children, family humor
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