Top 13 Signs a Cartoon Character Is a Terrorist (Part II)

13. Maybe it’s the burqas, but there’s something unsettling about Jihad and the Pussycats.

12. Miss Hannigan is hard of hearing and thinks she has been promised 72 urchins.

11. You overhear “Eh, what’s up, bin Doc?”

10. Who else would have masterminded the tainted spinach outbreak last September?

9. You hear “Arriba! Arriba!” and look up to see an unattended, ticking package where there was nothing a moment before.

8. Cathy hasn’t packed on as many pounds over the years as you’d think: “Ack! This sweater won’t fit over my suicide belt!”

7. “I tawt I taw an imperialit devil. I did! I did see an imperialit devil!”

6. He’s on Al-Jazeera declaring, “Ubuhdee ubuhdee ubuhdee ubuhdee ubuhdeath to America!”

5. When that sociopathic, sadistic bitch once again yanks the football away from Charlie Brown, he cuts off her hands then has her stoned to death.

4. Your interrogators seem to think this Pinocchio character is lying.

3. “Duck season!” “Rabbit season!” “Duck season!” “Rabbit season!” “Rabbit season!” “DucKA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!”

2. Seen taking ACME BAT WING flying lessons without learning how to land.

1. “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some mustard gas today.”