The Blonde and the Bet on the News

Jack walked into a sports bar late one evening and sat down next to a blonde woman watching the news.

The report was about a man standing on the edge of a tall building, about to jump.

The woman asked, “Do you think he’s going to jump?”

Jack replied, “I’m sure he will.”

“I’m sure he won’t,” she said.

Jack put down $30 and said, “You’re on.”

Just as she placed her money down, the man jumped and fell to his death.

The woman, upset, handed Jack her $30.

“Fair’s fair… here’s your money.”

Jack said, “I can’t take this. I saw the 5pm news earlier and I already knew he was going to jump.”

The blonde woman replied, “I saw it too. I just didn’t think he’d do it again.”

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Posted: June 11, 2026 (2 months ago)
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