The Safari and the Mother-in-Law

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Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One night, deep in the jungle, his wife woke up and discovered her mother was missing.

Panicked, she woke Ben and insisted they go look for her.

Ben grabbed his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and headed into the jungle.

Not far from camp, they came upon a clearing and a chilling sight.

The mother-in-law was backed up against a dense bush, while a large male lion stood facing her.

“What are we going to do?” his wife whispered.

“Nothing,” said Ben. “The lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out of it.”

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Posted: June 13, 2026 (1 week ago)
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