Not That Into Her

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A woman breaks up with a man with a small penis. His friends were amazed he didn’t seem hurt or fazed by the breakup.

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“It’s okay,” he said. “I wasn’t that into her.”

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Posted: June 16, 2026 (5 days ago)
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