What Do You Have On

A woman sits down next to a man in a bar and says, “You smell good. What do you have on?”

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And the man says, “I have a hard-on but I didn’t know you could smell it.”

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On the One Hand But On the Other

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

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Posted: June 20, 2026 (2 months ago)
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