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An old man was celebrating his 100th birthday with his family.

One of them asked him if he had any worries about his health and future, and he replied:

“I have no worries at all! Statistically, very few people die between their 100th and 101st birthday!”

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Posted: June 20, 2026 (1 day ago)
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