A man is standing at a urinal when he notices that he’s being watched by a midget.
The midget drags a small stepladder over and climbs up to admire the man’s private parts close up.
“Wow,” comments the midget, “those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”
Freaked out, but flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
“I know this is a strange request,” says the little guy, “but would you mind if I touched them?”
Again, the man is taken aback, but seeing no real harm in it, consents.
The midget gets a tight grip on the man’s balls and says loudly, “Okay, hand over your wallet or I’ll jump.”
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