Superman You’re a Real Jerk When You’ve Been Drinking

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper and orders a cold beer.

As he’s sipping it, he suddenly watches the guy next to him stroll over to the window… and jump right out!

“Good grief! Did you see that!? That man just jumped out the window!”

The bartender doesn’t even blink.

Shaken, the man takes another sip. A minute later, the same guy walks back in, sits down, orders another drink, finishes it, and jumps out the window again.

The man shouts, “Are you kidding me!? He did it again!”

Still, the bartender says nothing.

The guy comes back into the bar and orders another drink.

Finally, the man asks, “How on earth are you surviving those jumps?”

The guy grins and says, “Oh, it’s this special drink. If you finish it fast enough, you can float.”

Excited, the man orders the same “floatie” drink, chugs it, runs to the window, jumps out… and SPLAT — straight onto the sidewalk.

The bartender sighs and says, “Superman… you’re a real jerk when you’ve been drinking.”