Hand Over Your Wallet or I’ll Jump

A man is standing at a urinal when he notices that he’s being watched by a midget.

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The midget drags a small stepladder over and climbs up to admire the man’s private parts close up.

“Wow,” comments the midget, “those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”

Freaked out, but flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

“I know this is a strange request,” says the little guy, “but would you mind if I touched them?”

Again, the man is taken aback, but seeing no real harm in it, consents.

The midget gets a tight grip on the man’s balls and says loudly, “Okay, hand over your wallet or I’ll jump.”

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Posted: June 22, 2026 (4 hours ago)
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