A guy is sitting at the bar looking miserable. “What’s wrong?” asks the bartender.
The guy says, “I got the words ‘jacuzzi’ and ‘yakuza’ mixed up.”
“So?” asks the bartender.
And the guy says, “Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.”
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