Priests at a Police Checkpoint

Two priests are driving down the highway and they come across a police checkpoint. They roll the window down as the officer walks up to the car.

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The officer leans into the car window and says, “We’re looking for two child molesters.”

The priests look at each other for a moment then turn back to the officer and say, “We’ll do it.”

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Just a figure of speech

My friend asked me to say a few words at his wife’s funeral, so I stepped up to the podium, cleared my throat, and said, “Curvy, shapely, voluptuous, generously proportioned, full-figured…”

He stopped me and said, “Dude, what are you saying??”

I replied, “Sorry… it was just a figure of speech.”

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Posted: July 20, 2026 (3 weeks ago)
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