Priests at a Police Checkpoint

Two priests are driving down the highway and they come across a police checkpoint. They roll the window down as the officer walks up to the car.

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The officer leans into the car window and says, “We’re looking for two child molesters.”

The priests look at each other for a moment then turn back to the officer and say, “We’ll do it.”

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