Two Pieces Of Bad News

“I have two pieces of bad news,” the doctor says.

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“What are they?”

“Well, the first piece of news is that you have cancer.”

“What’s the second piece of news?” he asks.

“Well, the second piece of bad news is that you have Alzheimer’s.”

The man laughs and says, “Well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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