A young native boy goes to a whorehouse for his first experience but is turned away for being underage and then for having no money.
After earning money, he returns. The madam says he needs practice first, so he practices using holes in trees.
Later, the madam hears a girl crying out and finds the boy standing behind her, kicking her.
She asks what he is doing.
He replies, “Checking for squirrels.”
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