Dad’s Big Stomach

A son walks in on his parents having sex. His mother explains that she gets on top of Daddy to flatten his big stomach.

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The boy says, “You’re wasting your time.”

When she asks why, he says, “When you go to the supermarket, the woman next door comes over and blows him back up.”

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