A Florida Vacation

A man and his wife lived in New York, and it was winter, so they wanted to take a vacation to Florida for some nice weather.

One small hiccup, though: they were unable to take the same plane. So they agreed that the husband would go to Florida first, and the wife would follow the next day.

The man arrived in Florida safe and sound, and he used a hotel computer to email his wife, letting her know he made it. The problem, though, was that he accidentally forgot a letter in the email address, so the email went to the wrong person.

This wrong person happened to be a woman who buried her husband that very day. He was a minister. She decided to check her email in case anyone from her church wanted to send her condolences and words of encouragement. Needless to say, when she saw an email that started, “Dear loving wife,” she fainted. Her son heard her faint from the other room and rushed to his mother’s computer room to check on her. She was okay, but this is the email he found on her computer:

“Dear loving wife,

I have arrived.

I’m sure you’re surprised to be hearing from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I have been checked in. Don’t worry, preparations have already been made for your arrival tomorrow.

I hope your journey here is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It sure is hot down here.”