A Thousand Dollars

He asks, “Excuse me, can I bite your tits for a thousand dollars?”

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She says, “Hell yea!” So they go to a secluded corner, and she opens her blouse. The man puts his face in her tits for nearly five minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”

He says, “Nah, it’s too expensive.”

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Hooters must not pay much. The women working there can’t afford

Hooters must not pay much. The women working there can’t afford to buy shorts that fit or shirts that aren’t ripped — or even soap to wash off the skank every night when they’re done.

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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