A Thousand Dollars

He asks, “Excuse me, can I bite your tits for a thousand dollars?”

She says, “Hell yea!” So they go to a secluded corner, and she opens her blouse. The man puts his face in her tits for nearly five minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”

He says, “Nah, it’s too expensive.”

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I’d imagine that in those jungle cultures where people subsist on bugs, it would make

I’d imagine that in those jungle cultures where people subsist on bugs, it would make sense to have at least a “30-second rule” if you were to drop your lunch on the ground.

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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