Three Dogs At The Vet

Three dogs are at the vet. Two explain they attacked the mailman and milkman, so they are getting their nuts cut.

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The third dog says he jumped on the master’s wife when she bent over and tore her ass up.

The others ask, “Damn, you getting your nuts cut too?”

The third dog replies, “No, just my nails done.”

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I wouldn’t take a million dollars from Ed McMahon if he showed up on my doorstep.

I wouldn’t take a million dollars from Ed McMahon if he showed up on my doorstep. My standards may be low, but I draw the line at accepting money from corpses.

Posted: September 20, 2026 (4 days ago)
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