A doctor calls his patient and says, “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”
The patient asks, “What is the bad news?”
The doctor replies, “Your test results came back and say that you have a fatal condition that will cause your death in 24 hours.”
The patient says, “That’s terrible! What is the very bad news?”
The doctor replies, “The results came back yesterday, but I was busy playing golf.”
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