Ive Got Windows

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:

“I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen”.

The surprised salesman replies: “But madam, computers do not have curtains…”.

And the blonde said: “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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People Are Shocked by Ryan Lochte and Company

Weird how people are acting shocked by Ryan Lochte and company acting like idiots, as if they never met any jocks in high school.

Posted: May 1, 2026 (5 months ago)
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