Ive Got Windows

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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:

“I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen”.

The surprised salesman replies: “But madam, computers do not have curtains…”.

And the blonde said: “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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Posted: May 1, 2026 (2 months ago)
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