Flappuccino

What is the female equivalent of teabagging?

A flappuccino.

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Of all the movie lines I’ve quoted in an effort to pick up a guy, City Slickers’ “I shit bigger than you” is probably my least successful.

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Posted: April 11, 2026 (4 months ago)
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