Four Types of Orgasms Explained Hilariously

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John: you know there are four types of orgasms?

Jim: no what are they?

John: There’s the POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, RELIGIOUS and FAKE.

The positive goes oh yes! oh yes!.
The negative goes oh no! oh no!
The religious goes oh God! oh God!
And the fake one goes OH JIM! OH JIM!.

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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